A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are the Lie-Clocks, everyone on Earth has a lie-clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man. "Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Theresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible", said the man.
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where is Joe Biden's clock?"
'His clock is in Jesus' office. He uses it as a ceiling fan."
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