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Delta Dufus
Romantic wife....sorta brings a tear to your eye....
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
"""If you are sleeping, send me your dreams,
If you are laughing, send me your smile,
If you are eating, send me a bite,
If you are drinking send me a sip,
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!"""
The husband, typically non-romantic, replied, """I am on the shitter. Please advise."""
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Damn you. That resulted in sweet tea ending up in my nasal passage.
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Senior Member (too much time on their hands)
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pUMpHEAD SYSOp
Ha! Good one!
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