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BarryBobPosthole
09-08-2016, 08:47 AM
Nip guards?
Sirrus Lee?
BKB
Chicken Dinner
09-08-2016, 08:52 AM
I just texted the same thing as I was being kind and not posting it here. I didn't even know that was a thing.
Captain
09-08-2016, 09:03 AM
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Some things are best left unsaid....
I guess he has some rough spandex?
Chicken Dinner
09-08-2016, 09:09 AM
Or, overly sensitive moobs.
BarryBobPosthole
09-08-2016, 09:13 AM
I guess the pasties that strippers wear are too expensive?
Or do the tassels fly up and distract you when you're running?
BKB
Two words.
Bite.
Me.
(Just not on the nipple - they are sore)
BarryBobPosthole
09-08-2016, 09:35 AM
Two words.
Bite.
Me.
(Just not on the nipple - they are sore)
I guess you must be on your period.
BKB
Having photographed many long distance running events I can tell you that nip guards are real and very much required equipment for anything over 10 miles.
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Thumper
09-08-2016, 10:32 AM
I used to have the same problem as a kid riding the surf on those rental float thingies. Tender nips, canvas and salt are a painful combination. I can totally understand the need.
Finally some brothermans coming to my defense!
I used to have the same problem as a kid riding the surf on those rental float thingies. Tender nips, canvas and salt are a painful combination. I can totally understand the need.
And you are correct about the salt part. When it's 90+ outside and you get to sweating ... And I mean I sweat a LOT... The salt in the sweat makes them nips burn!
I'm such a tender little fella... I needs protection.
BarryBobPosthole
09-08-2016, 11:10 AM
Yes, a guy in pink pants is exactly who you need to defend you.
BKB
Captain
09-08-2016, 01:46 PM
Yes, a guy in pink pants is exactly who you need to defend you. BKB
Bingo....
You beat me to it. ;)
Thumper
09-08-2016, 03:06 PM
Haters! ;)
I've just been WAITING to provide my own proof to this...and although my buddy is probably in pain and won't wear a shirt without putting bandaids on for the next several days, I am somewhat happy that he FORGOT HIS NIP GAIRDS TODAY!!
This is my buddy who ran the Virginia 10 miler this morning. Like I said, he forgot his Nip Guards.
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Thumper
09-24-2016, 03:52 PM
Don't waste your breath Arty. Running, to these tired old farts, means grabbing a beer from the fridge during a commercial break. ;)
BarryBobPosthole
09-24-2016, 04:04 PM
I'm sure pasties are a mandatory piece of gear among the running set.
BKB
Thumper
09-24-2016, 04:12 PM
I'm sure pasties are a mandatory piece of gear among the running set. BKB
For some reason, that reminds me of the OLD joke about the midget girls track team. No clue why.
BarryBobPosthole
09-24-2016, 05:35 PM
Cunning little runts!
BKb
Thumper
09-24-2016, 05:46 PM
That's the one! ;)
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