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Captain
10-20-2015, 05:36 PM
Looking forward to hunting season but I do have a question. If I shoot a buck, but I only have a doe tag, can I claim that the buck wasn't really a buck? I mean … maybe he'd always wanted to be a doe, but with no choice of his own he was born with the physical attributes of a male. And yet … on the inside he'd always known he was truly a female. I'm just wondering if the game warden will buy it, because society and the Supreme Court does. :D
BarryBobPosthole
10-20-2015, 06:02 PM
Around these parts they don't care if he has equipment or not, just if he's antlerless. So as long as he's/she's had an antler job, you can claim him/her as a buck.
BKB
Captain
10-20-2015, 06:50 PM
"Antler Job" would that be the Odocoileus Virginianus equivalent to Thumpers Hand Job??? :D
I just threw up a little in my mouth
Thumper
10-20-2015, 07:39 PM
I got'cher horn right here Cappy! ;)
airbud7
10-20-2015, 08:39 PM
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Caitlyn
Captain
10-20-2015, 08:45 PM
Naw... Thumper goes for them Adam's apple kinda gals....
BarryBobPosthole
10-20-2015, 08:47 PM
I think that is an adams apple gal, Captain. You ain't much punk as a noticer are ya?
BKB
Captain
10-20-2015, 08:52 PM
I think that is an adams apple gal, Captain. You ain't much punk as a noticer are ya? BKB
Duh... That's what I was saying. He linked it to me and I said No, them Adam's apple gals are for Thump. Are you drinking heavy tonight??
Thumper
10-20-2015, 09:11 PM
I'd say she's a TYPICAL gal ... ANYTIME I'm around, the gals will be horny. ;)
BarryBobPosthole
10-20-2015, 09:19 PM
I dunno, but Airbud is kind of disturbingly too good at that.
BKB
airbud7
10-20-2015, 09:26 PM
What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis.........I mean Barry
Big Muddy
10-21-2015, 08:07 AM
Cap, just do like "some folks" around here, and shoot his balls off, and you'll be good to go. ;)
Captain
10-21-2015, 08:36 AM
Very true Muddy, and a fine point! :D
BarryBobPosthole
10-21-2015, 08:49 AM
Don't you hate, on the 918.
BKB
Chicken Dinner
10-21-2015, 09:08 AM
Ha! When's the last time cappy checked a deer, buck or doe?
Nandy
10-21-2015, 04:35 PM
Shoot it in the ass, if it likes it then label it a doe!
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