Buckrub
01-27-2015, 09:29 PM
I'm sure this is not what they say on TV ads, but this is what I hear:
"If you suffer from moderate to severe terminal dandruffitis, then ask your doctor if Fryscalpira is right for you. Side effects include potential ear loss, hair fires, the condition known as "hot dog fingers", spontaneous skin lacerations, blood loss, tooth decay, cancer, aids, skin peeling, eyeball loss, toenail fungus, or death".
Then.............two months later.............
"If you or a loved one suffered pain or death from using Fryscalpira, please call the law offices of Sylvester "Shyster" Shenanigan now. You may be entitled to financial remuneration for your pain and suffering". Small print says " Sylvester Shenanigan is licensed to do business in Saskatchewan, Bulgaria, and Phoenix".
The fine print is even more fun to try and read before it disappears. Why they put fine print on the tv is beyond me.
"If you suffer from moderate to severe terminal dandruffitis, then ask your doctor if Fryscalpira is right for you. Side effects include potential ear loss, hair fires, the condition known as "hot dog fingers", spontaneous skin lacerations, blood loss, tooth decay, cancer, aids, skin peeling, eyeball loss, toenail fungus, or death".
Then.............two months later.............
"If you or a loved one suffered pain or death from using Fryscalpira, please call the law offices of Sylvester "Shyster" Shenanigan now. You may be entitled to financial remuneration for your pain and suffering". Small print says " Sylvester Shenanigan is licensed to do business in Saskatchewan, Bulgaria, and Phoenix".
The fine print is even more fun to try and read before it disappears. Why they put fine print on the tv is beyond me.