Big Muddy
11-26-2014, 02:13 PM
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass; especially Democrats)
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs....but, not downstairs.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
And, the best one: Turtles can breathe through their asshole.
;););)
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass; especially Democrats)
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs....but, not downstairs.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
And, the best one: Turtles can breathe through their asshole.
;););)