Big Muddy
04-02-2014, 12:47 PM
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Al, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles.
Sid asks Al, "Do you know of any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?"
Al replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."
When the waiter arrives, Al asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
The waiter says, "I don't know, Senor, I ask the cook."
He returns from the kitchen a few minutes later and says, "No, Senor,
the cook say no Mexican Jews."
Al isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?" Our people are
scattered everywhere.
The waiter says, "Senor, the head cook say there is no Mexican Jews."
All we have is Orange Jews and Prune Jews.
Sid asks Al, "Do you know of any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?"
Al replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."
When the waiter arrives, Al asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
The waiter says, "I don't know, Senor, I ask the cook."
He returns from the kitchen a few minutes later and says, "No, Senor,
the cook say no Mexican Jews."
Al isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?" Our people are
scattered everywhere.
The waiter says, "Senor, the head cook say there is no Mexican Jews."
All we have is Orange Jews and Prune Jews.