View Full Version : WARNING ABOUT eBAY........
Big Muddy
01-06-2014, 02:10 PM
Be careful what you buy on eBay.
If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully.
A friend has just spent $95, plus postage, on a penis enlarger.
Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.
The only instructions said, "Do not use in sunlight."
;););)
Captain
01-06-2014, 02:50 PM
Thumper is still selling those....
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airbud7
01-06-2014, 02:52 PM
LMFAO.....:laughing
Thumper
01-06-2014, 03:20 PM
I promise to give anyone here a discount!
I have a Jumbo sized model I call the "Larke Enlarger". :D
Captain
01-06-2014, 03:24 PM
Can you rush ship? It's gonna be 8 degrees here in the morning, I'll probably need it. ;)
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Thumper
01-06-2014, 03:29 PM
Ha ha! I think you missed the point! For what I "believe" you're talking about (penis enlarger), you can use the regular sized model. The jumbo option is to make YOU larger! :D
Captain
01-06-2014, 03:59 PM
No YOU misunderstood! I said its gonna be 8 degrees here in the morning and I'm gonna need ALL the enlargement I can get.
When it gets that cold even John Holmes would have an innie :D
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Thumper
01-06-2014, 04:06 PM
Ha ha! Well, since he croaked (from AIDS) over 25 years ago ... he prolly has a perpetual "innie" these days anyway! ;)
I think you're due for a few days at the beach house. Pack a bag and come on down. I'll meet you there!
In that kind of cold they do turtle :fine
Chicken Dinner
01-06-2014, 05:28 PM
Not only is Thump the President, he's their #1 customer!
Gonna be 7 here tonight. I'm gonna tie a string around the end of mine so's I can pull it out in the mornin'.
:nonchalance:
Big Muddy
01-07-2014, 01:29 PM
"Drip you pipes"....is that the same thing as "leave your faucet dripping"??? ;)
BarryBobPosthole
01-07-2014, 01:40 PM
I had to take penicillin for that once.
BKB
Thumper
01-07-2014, 02:01 PM
I had to take penicillin for that three or four times! :D
Big Muddy
01-07-2014, 02:08 PM
I'm allergic to penicillin....I had to drip my pipes. ;)
Captain
01-07-2014, 02:33 PM
Did I miss something??? What has Sunny deleted now???
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Buckrub
01-07-2014, 02:34 PM
Penicillin will kill me faster than any infection! I have to never misuse my pipes!
Thumper
01-07-2014, 02:41 PM
Did I miss something??? What has Sunny deleted now???
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I have no clue what you're talking about. Has the cold gotten to your brain son? :D
Buckrub
01-07-2014, 03:00 PM
Well, Cappy?
Did you drip on your socks this morning, or not?
I take a half a viagra every night. I take it one quarter before bedtime and one quarter when I get up to pee. That way I don't pee on the floor when I get up at 2:00 a.m. and I also don't fall out of bed when I roll over.
Thumper
01-07-2014, 03:06 PM
I love the way the ads say to see a doctor if your erection lasts more than 4 hours. Heck, I'd make a beeline for a porno movie producer and work out a contract!
Buckrub
01-07-2014, 03:09 PM
I will let my Paramedic son tell you what will happen if you do NOT go to a doctor for priapism.
Thumper
01-07-2014, 03:12 PM
I KNOW what happens ... it's a joke son ... it's a joke! ;)
Captain
01-07-2014, 03:23 PM
I have no clue what you're talking about. Has the cold gotten to your brain son? :D
Quit editing stuff you dufe.... I'm gonna report you to the secret committee.
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Thumper
01-07-2014, 03:32 PM
:biggrin
Sunshine
01-07-2014, 08:44 PM
Lol I had posted something, but then realized I put it in the wrong thread, so I deleted it and moved it to the other thread about dripping your pipes.
That dang Eddie was fast, to see my post, because I deleted it immediately and moved it to the other post about dripping pipes.
When I realized you guys were talking peckers and I was talking dripping pipes , I moved it to the right thread. Lol
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