BarryBobPosthole
07-19-2013, 10:54 PM
Been around Bucky too long. His mojo is rubbing off.
Monday, they installed uverse at my house. Has more channels than a dog has fleas. FSN MW-St Louis is in my package. Cool, until I got my tea, my ipad, and a snack and retreated to the bedroom to watch the Cards. There like 8 FSN channels. This one says its not in my package. Bullshit. So I call and talk to a fucking robot for a while and finally get a homosapien. One who is in Bangalore, India named, yes really, Roger. So Roger first asks for my number, which is ridiculous in 2013, and then tells me my lineup must be old, that channel isn't in it. I tell him, still breathing normally, that I just got it Monday. Then he argues with me. So, I tell him then AT& fucking T can come get their shit off my front porch and not to darecknock on the fucking door.
Then Roger talked to someone else. And told me he'd fix it. I told him I expected him to call me back. He asked me for my number. Now I'm not breathing normally. So I told him I'd better hang up. He said he'd call. I have a million channels from the galaxy's largest telecom company. I'm listening to the game on the radio.
It Took three hits of the chronic to start breathing normally again.
BKB
Monday, they installed uverse at my house. Has more channels than a dog has fleas. FSN MW-St Louis is in my package. Cool, until I got my tea, my ipad, and a snack and retreated to the bedroom to watch the Cards. There like 8 FSN channels. This one says its not in my package. Bullshit. So I call and talk to a fucking robot for a while and finally get a homosapien. One who is in Bangalore, India named, yes really, Roger. So Roger first asks for my number, which is ridiculous in 2013, and then tells me my lineup must be old, that channel isn't in it. I tell him, still breathing normally, that I just got it Monday. Then he argues with me. So, I tell him then AT& fucking T can come get their shit off my front porch and not to darecknock on the fucking door.
Then Roger talked to someone else. And told me he'd fix it. I told him I expected him to call me back. He asked me for my number. Now I'm not breathing normally. So I told him I'd better hang up. He said he'd call. I have a million channels from the galaxy's largest telecom company. I'm listening to the game on the radio.
It Took three hits of the chronic to start breathing normally again.
BKB