Big Muddy
05-20-2013, 09:57 AM
I'd love to be a fly on the wall(make that the "outside" wall) of Bucky's pop-up camper, on his first camping trip....I can just imagine the perils he will inflict on his poor wife over the next 3 days....here's my predictions:
> bbq grill blows up and sets the woods on fire, and he gets a ticket for burning up 5,000 acres of timber
> tires fall off camper, during midnight sex interlude, and wife knocks hell outta him for "incomplete passion"
> ticks and redbugs invade his nutsack, so he treats the bites by rubbing them with poison oak
> locks himself out of camper, so he slices open the canvas with knife, even though the windows are open
> bear eats his grease strainer device, and immediately dies, and he gets ticket for killing bear out of season
With Bucky, the list could be endless!!! ;););)
> bbq grill blows up and sets the woods on fire, and he gets a ticket for burning up 5,000 acres of timber
> tires fall off camper, during midnight sex interlude, and wife knocks hell outta him for "incomplete passion"
> ticks and redbugs invade his nutsack, so he treats the bites by rubbing them with poison oak
> locks himself out of camper, so he slices open the canvas with knife, even though the windows are open
> bear eats his grease strainer device, and immediately dies, and he gets ticket for killing bear out of season
With Bucky, the list could be endless!!! ;););)