quercus alba
10-17-2023, 02:12 PM
We're starting to get down to the nut cutting with most of the cupcake games past......except whoever plays Arkansas. Tougher games makes tougher picking as well.
Central Florida at Oklahoma: As Paul Simon would would say "You gotta hop on the Gus bus....NOT". Sooners 37-16
Air Force at Navy: Love the service games, feel the Force Luke.........Falcons 31-10
Penn State at Ohio State: A sure sign of the apocalypse because I'm pulling for the Buckeyes. I will never pull for a James Franklin led team however, I think Penn st wins 20-17
Mississippi State at Arkansas: ordinarily I pick State by a hundred but QB Will Rogers is out for the season so I'm only picking them by 20. State 27-7
Rutgers at Indiana: I like Schiano so I'm going with the Scarlet Ka-nights 31-21
Washington State at Oregon: Ptttttttt. I'll say Ducks by ten, 38-28
Tennessee at Alabama: SEC has to protect their cash cow so look for Bama to get a call/no call late in the game and win 20-17
Minnesota at Iowa: I hope the Hawkeyes win so Hidey's wife won't bully him too badly. Iowa 20-14
Oklahoma State at West Virginia: Interesting match-up here, if I was a gambler I wouldn't touch this one. Okie-State 31-30
Wisconsin at Illinois: This one may go to overtime, Wisco 4-2
South Carolina at Missouri: Gamecocks are like a box of chocolates, so I'm taking the home team. Mizzou 34-30
Pittsburgh at Wake Forest: Jekyll meets Hyde. Ying meets Yang. I have no idea but I'll pick Pitt 33-26
Northwestern at Nebraska: Hope the Cornholers beat them by 50 but they won't. Bugeaters 27-26
Texas at Houston: After beating WV with a hail Mary they'll need a few Our Fathers, Hail Holy Queen's and a box of rosary beads this week. Horns 35-17
Virginia at North Carolina: I sure wish Cappy was around to watch his boys in blue this year. Tarholes 41-21
Ole Miss at Auburn: You can come out of the closet now Big Muddy, it's okay to root for Ole Miss. Rebel Black Bear Land Sharks 30-24
TCU at Kansas State: Kendal Briles will run his famous tight end sneak on the goal line again and it won't work again. Mildcats 28-21
Texas Tech at BYU: Brigham's boys only beat Arkansas by 7 but it's also being played in rarefied air so I'll go Raiders by ten or so. 38-27
Duke at Florida State: Jordan Travis is good to go and that's bad news for Duke. Semenholes 31-20
Michigan at Michigan State: Not much of a grudge match anymore. Wolverines 42-16
Army at LSU: Army should keep the LSU offense off the field enough to make it respectable but too little too late. Tigers 34-24
Utah at USC: Who cares? Condoms 33-30
Clemson at Miami: Tough one here, my head says Miami but my heart says Clempson. Canes go down 26-24
Arizona State at Washington: Yaaaaawn. Huskies over the scumdevils 35-21
Central Florida at Oklahoma: As Paul Simon would would say "You gotta hop on the Gus bus....NOT". Sooners 37-16
Air Force at Navy: Love the service games, feel the Force Luke.........Falcons 31-10
Penn State at Ohio State: A sure sign of the apocalypse because I'm pulling for the Buckeyes. I will never pull for a James Franklin led team however, I think Penn st wins 20-17
Mississippi State at Arkansas: ordinarily I pick State by a hundred but QB Will Rogers is out for the season so I'm only picking them by 20. State 27-7
Rutgers at Indiana: I like Schiano so I'm going with the Scarlet Ka-nights 31-21
Washington State at Oregon: Ptttttttt. I'll say Ducks by ten, 38-28
Tennessee at Alabama: SEC has to protect their cash cow so look for Bama to get a call/no call late in the game and win 20-17
Minnesota at Iowa: I hope the Hawkeyes win so Hidey's wife won't bully him too badly. Iowa 20-14
Oklahoma State at West Virginia: Interesting match-up here, if I was a gambler I wouldn't touch this one. Okie-State 31-30
Wisconsin at Illinois: This one may go to overtime, Wisco 4-2
South Carolina at Missouri: Gamecocks are like a box of chocolates, so I'm taking the home team. Mizzou 34-30
Pittsburgh at Wake Forest: Jekyll meets Hyde. Ying meets Yang. I have no idea but I'll pick Pitt 33-26
Northwestern at Nebraska: Hope the Cornholers beat them by 50 but they won't. Bugeaters 27-26
Texas at Houston: After beating WV with a hail Mary they'll need a few Our Fathers, Hail Holy Queen's and a box of rosary beads this week. Horns 35-17
Virginia at North Carolina: I sure wish Cappy was around to watch his boys in blue this year. Tarholes 41-21
Ole Miss at Auburn: You can come out of the closet now Big Muddy, it's okay to root for Ole Miss. Rebel Black Bear Land Sharks 30-24
TCU at Kansas State: Kendal Briles will run his famous tight end sneak on the goal line again and it won't work again. Mildcats 28-21
Texas Tech at BYU: Brigham's boys only beat Arkansas by 7 but it's also being played in rarefied air so I'll go Raiders by ten or so. 38-27
Duke at Florida State: Jordan Travis is good to go and that's bad news for Duke. Semenholes 31-20
Michigan at Michigan State: Not much of a grudge match anymore. Wolverines 42-16
Army at LSU: Army should keep the LSU offense off the field enough to make it respectable but too little too late. Tigers 34-24
Utah at USC: Who cares? Condoms 33-30
Clemson at Miami: Tough one here, my head says Miami but my heart says Clempson. Canes go down 26-24
Arizona State at Washington: Yaaaaawn. Huskies over the scumdevils 35-21