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quercus alba
06-17-2021, 01:52 PM
something new happens. I was asked today if I would be willing to preach a funeral service for a man I've never met nor any of his family. I've never even met any of his friends. I have no idea how all this came about but it's not the kind of situation you can reject out of hand. I just got thru mining the family for some information so it looks like 10 Am monday I'll be in a dress shirt and tie melting in the hot sun in the local cemetery
HideHunter
06-18-2021, 10:58 AM
I'm greatly considering writing my own obituary (probably need to get started - just in case ;) ) .. but never considered conducting the ceremony.. Good luck...
BarryBobPosthole
06-18-2021, 11:52 AM
I’ve always liked George Bernard Shaw’s epitaph:
“I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.”
BKB
quercus alba
06-18-2021, 12:19 PM
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johnboy
06-18-2021, 02:20 PM
Here lies Lester Moore
Four shots from a .44
No Les, no more.
Thumper
06-18-2021, 05:03 PM
Just go easy on the Bloody Mary's before the service! ;)
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