Big Muddy
02-07-2013, 01:33 PM
A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, coffee, and a slice of apple pie.
As he was about to eat, three motorcycles pulled up outside. The bikers came in, and one grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger and took a bite from it. The second one drank the trucker's coffee, and the third wolfed down the apple pie.
The truck driver didn't say a word. He simply got up, paid the cashier, and left.
When he was gone, one of the motorcyclists said to the cashier, "He ain't much of a man, is he?"
"He's ain't much of a truck driver, either," the cashier replied, "He just ran over three motorcycles."
As he was about to eat, three motorcycles pulled up outside. The bikers came in, and one grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger and took a bite from it. The second one drank the trucker's coffee, and the third wolfed down the apple pie.
The truck driver didn't say a word. He simply got up, paid the cashier, and left.
When he was gone, one of the motorcyclists said to the cashier, "He ain't much of a man, is he?"
"He's ain't much of a truck driver, either," the cashier replied, "He just ran over three motorcycles."