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BarryBobPosthole
02-14-2018, 11:53 AM
If your birthday is Feb 13, do you get laid on both your birthday and Valentines Day?
Asking for a friend.
BKB
Big Muddy
02-14-2018, 12:08 PM
As old as most of the GH'ers are around this place, getting laid on the 13th and 14th would prolly result in getting buried on the 15th. ;)
BarryBobPosthole
02-14-2018, 12:56 PM
lol!
BKB
Thumper
02-14-2018, 01:53 PM
Dang Muddy! It’d be my luck our anniversary would be on the 15th. Would it be ok if I got laid on the 13th thru the 15th, and wait to croak on the 16th? ;)
airbud7
02-14-2018, 02:08 PM
I tried to get some this morning and she said Grrrr ...so I said fuck it/ I don't won't any eather...(or is it neather?)....eather way
grumpy old woman I tell ya!
Edit: glad I didn't take some viagra/...we might be old but we got the best years a man could ever live in...god help the kids/ Lol
Big Muddy
02-14-2018, 03:59 PM
Dang Muddy! It’d be my luck our anniversary would be on the 15th. Would it be ok if I got laid on the 13th thru the 15th, and wait to croak on the 16th? ;)
HA, to help you out, I'll send ya some blue pills, a card of congratulations, and some flowers(for the funeral). ;)
BarryBobPosthole
02-14-2018, 04:11 PM
Would the mortician charge extra for the big smile on his face?
BKb
Dang Muddy! It’d be my luck our anniversary would be on the 15th. Would it be ok if I got laid on the 13th thru the 15th, and wait to croak on the 16th? ;)
I suspect you will be fine as you are undoubtedly the catcher, now if the other dude is as old as you I am sure we will see his obituary shortly.
Thumper
02-14-2018, 07:25 PM
I believe SOMEBODY here needs to go find their tall stool.
Hombre
02-14-2018, 09:37 PM
So the fella needs to get on a stool to pitch? Are you that tall?
Thumper
02-14-2018, 10:06 PM
Actually, I AM tall. That’s why you’re gonna need that stool ... but I won’t be catchin’. ;)
DeputyDog
02-15-2018, 02:10 PM
I can definitely provide an answer to that question.
I am just now able to respond because I've been a little busy the past couple of days. :biggrin
Thumper
02-15-2018, 03:07 PM
Well???
Thumper
02-15-2018, 03:14 PM
My sister and BIL's anniversary was on the 13th. The day after Valentine's Day, she questioned him and asked if he's forgotten anything. He drew a total blank! When she informed him she didn't get flowers ... or at minimum, a card for either their anniversary OR Valentine's Day, he immediately went into damage control mode. They're leaving on a cruise on the 25th and he said he thought that would be her gift to cover BOTH days. It didn't fly. I talked to him yesterday and he said he didn't even get a blow job. ;)
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